February 2008


12 February 2008

Reinstate grog?

Y'know the US military is on speed, right?

Mike Futcher,

I did not. I suppose this, like everything else, ought not to surprise me. I am reminded of a line from Flash Gordon (1980) “Are all your men on the right pills?”

I suppose this makes sense of some things. But it seems to me that if I were in Iraq, I’d rather be on painkillers.

Tim

 

13 February 2008

Dear Tim Kreider,

After flipping through a few of your comics (I've read them all already), I've been hit by a sudden whim to write you and say what an incredible comic you produce. It's a great feeling to see a politically themed cartoon that isn't cut off from touchy subjects. It's excellent to see a cartoon produced in the week 9/11 happened that doesn't contain a sickeningly patriotic undertone, but instead can easily poke fun at an open wound just ripe for the pickings (if your really that into picking at open wounds). It's also a relief to find someone with the same disgust with conservative christianity. It's fun to point out obvious flaws in a born-again's logic, and even more fun to find a comic that doesn't pale from the sight of religious controversey. I enjoy your satiracle wit on politics, religion, America, and especially the monkey in the oval office. I love your artistic style and diolauge, and hope your comic continues to fly under the radar of the Dixiecrat senators.

Not expecting a response,

Beige

Beige:

Thanks for your kind words about my work. I don't suppose you are an influential critic or editor or agent, are you? Aw. Never mind. Just asking.

I am, indeed, into picking at open wounds. (It is a more useful tendency in art than in life.) I think I am able to be more blunt about touchy matters of religion because I have just about literally nothing to lose; I only appear in one alternative weekly and get paid a miserable pittance for it. Family daily newspapers have to worry about offended readers canceling their subscriptions. Nobody in alt weeklies worries about offending the fundamentalist dingbats, who by and large live out in the sticks. Race, on the other hand, is out. Hence the self-censoring of this week's forbidden Obama panel.

Tim

 

13 February 2008

Dear Ms. Hautpänz,

The artist's statement this week, as usual, gave voice to my own more-muddled and mostly passive thoughts on politics, patriotism, and the human condition. However, on pursuing the link at the end of the piece, I am moved from my generally lethargic moral position to make a request. Please inform Mr. Kreider (if you think it advisable) that, on seeing his bonus panel this week, I have come to the unavoidable conclusion that his psyche is deeply and horribly twisted.

I truly admire that in a man.

Best regards,

Bruce Banerdt

P.S. Mr. Kreider may be interested to know that it is solely because of his eloquent arguments on behalf of Pluto that I have, against my professional judgement, supported the continuation of that object's traditional status in the solar system. Of course, that has been made easier by the fact that nobody really cares what I think about it.

Bruce Banerdt:

Thanks for the generous, if backhanded, compliment. So far no other comments on the forbidden panel. I am lying low.

I am glad to know I at least persuaded a few people to keep Pluto in the astronomical tables of their hearts. Incidentally, my desktop background is that lovely image of a Martian sunset taken by the Mars rovers. I love those little guys.

Go Rovers!

Tim

 

13 February 2008

Subject heading: One less thing you agree with McCain on…

He is apparently now FOR torture...

< http://thinkprogress.org/2008/02/13/mccain-waterboarding-fail/>

Bruce Johnson

Bruce Johnson,

I am--not for the first time--disappointed. (As the Man in Black says, "get used to disappointment.") Now at least I can be wholeheartedly against McCain without feeling sorry for him when he loses.

Tim

 

14 February 2008

Hi,

I loved your horrible thoughts thingy. A couple IMHO fallacies that seem pretty common, I would like to address:

1. Another terrorist attack would not be a boon for the republicans and Bush, but quite the opposite - it would show that all their spying and removing of our liberties was pointless - and it would seriously shake up Americans' faith in the protective abilities of the warmongering white man. In short, I think it would be DEVASTATING to the conservatives.

2. Noone is voting for Obama out of white guilt. They might say they are voting for Obama, but the voting booth is a private area where you can still anonymously stick it to the black man.

3. No, there are only 2.

Thanks,

Adam

Adam,

Well, all I can say is, we'll see. Nobody knows what'll happen in the event of another terrorist attack. The reaction you predict would, admittedly, be the rational one, which leads me to think it's not what'll happen. I kind of suspect Americans will flee back to the illusory safety of Arab-torturing, retard-executing Republicans, the same way abused children love their abusive drunk dadies and later seek out alcoholic boyfriends who'll beat them up too. I do know that if there's a terrorist attack during a Democratic administration, the conservatives will come howling back up out of the sewers to blame liberal laxity and cowardice and call for immediate impeachment exactly like nobody did when it happened on Bush's watch.

As for white guilt, this is a subtle and elusive thing, often alloyed with a purer strain of honest pride that it's finally become conceivable to elect a black man to the Presidency, a nationwide wave of relief that we're finally living in the future.

Tim

 

15 February 2008

First, in response to your statement about the first panel of your February 13th comic, I'll note that the subject of assassination has not been beyond reach of the African-American community for some time, although, yes, the white, mainstream electorate seldom encounters this possibility in open forum. The first glimpse I received was during a 'Talk of the Nation' broadcast from Morgan State here in Baltimore. During the show, concern about assassination and Obama was raised without fuss and, as the discussion progressed, it became clear that this concern is a common, well-traveled topic for African-Americans.

We may only speculate over the willingness of the black community to talk about this concern while the white community remains strangely silent, agreeing that the racial dynamic is obvious, but also finding that oft-cited Kennedy comparisons play a role as well.

Second, I might as well add now that I've finally written you, that your old "Scum Belt" comic has long been a favorite that, as they say, "hits home," as I know many of your old stomping grounds well. Now, a few weeks ago, my wife and I were driving up Route 40 from the city, heading to friends in Joppatowne. Oddly enough, Route 40 slowed to a stop-and-go pace, and up ahead we saw the proverbial flashing lights. When we reached the accident scene, there, in the right lane, was a 4-wheel ATV smashed under a shiny-new Camry. The battle of civilizations is fierce, ugly, and prophesied in the pages of The Pain.

Alright, thank you much for the comic; it's a bit jaded, (just a bit), but a fun perspective.

- Dominic, Mount Vernon

P.S. "But this sort of atavistic haruspication at election time is hardly an exclusively female fallacy." What a line this is... If I'd never been to the Visionary Art Museum, I'd have no idea what you're talking about...

Dominic,

Actually the same ex who suggested the forbidden Obama panel told me that she'd heard frank discussion of the assassination fear in black media. I think probably mainstream (white) media isn't talking about it for the same reason that white people (and some brown ones, like that dick Dinesh D'Souza) like to pretend that racism is no longer an issue.

I sometimes miss my Undisclosed Location on the Chesapeake Bay, but I do not miss the Scum Belt.

Tim

p.s. I've gotten more mail about the word "haruspication" in the last week than I've gotten about anything I've written or drawn in weeks. Go figure.

 

20 February 2008

Tim,

About six months or so I walked into a small obscure comic book store in Mexico City (where I'm from) and came out with a copy of an excentric and funny collection of cartoons. Needless to say, that book was "The Pain".

I enjoyed every cartoon as well as every ironic statement that delved further into whatever it was you were trying to ridicule. Upon finishing reading the book, I looked you up on the internet and since I have come to the site for my weekly fix of pain.

Not only do I think your portrayls are of great quality but your statements always hit the spot as well. I particularly enjoyed your long comment last week, where you threw in a hilarious cartoon about Obama.

I think you should consider adding a blog to the site. Your insight is always hilarious and it would be much appreciated if you would extend it beyond only the theme that concerns your weekly cartoon.

Anyways, all this amounts to me letting you know that the pain has reached south of the border and also to congratulate you on the great work.

Take care,

Diego.

PS. If you're ever in Mexico City, let me know. I'll take you to the most astonishing hell holes around.

Diego Dávalos:

I'm flattered that you'd be willing to read a daily blog by me, but (with the occasional conspicuous failure of cool like this summer's) I generally try to keep the artist's statements political and not get into the mundane trivia of my personal life. I think I ought to save up my smartest-sounding thoughts for a once-weekly essay instead of filling up space with my thoughts on meditation, cigars, and the New York Times Saturday crossword or my list of the 5 worst films I've ever seen.*

I am always pleased to learn that my books are available abroad. I can't help but imagine that my political cartoons must be almost completely inscrutable to anyone not immersed in the American culture. I'm glad to know you're enjoying them. I'm especially gratified to hear from you in Mexico City, since several