I cannot take the intolerable combination of
suspense and tedium that characterizes this Presidential campaign. I can't
believe we have to live with this gut-wrenching uncertainty about the entire
future of this country for another three months. The campaign will drag on
and on, with ads and sound bytes and polls and spin and debates, millions
of dollars spent and thousands of hours of media time wasted, all of which
will be aimed exclusively at the 8,000 people living in Ohio, Pennsylvania,
and Florida so ill-informed and apathetic that they haven't yet given any
thought to who they might vote for. The fate of our nation rests in the hands
of these ignorant puds. Of course the premise of this cartoon-that your political
affiliation should be as absolute, as immutable, as your gender, sexual orientation,
or religion--is unfair. And in fact none of these other things are absolute
or immutable, either. (Although we as a society do tend to wonder about people
who change them frequently or easily.) I suppose to lots of people who aren't
rabid partisans like myself it's not clear which party is the lesser of two
evils.
On the other hand, no, you know what? Fuck anyone who's even thinking of voting
for George Bush. They're traitors to this country. They're supporting imperialism
abroad and a police state at home. They are are un-American. They're willing
to vote Fascist to get a few hundred bucks back at the end of the year. They'd
rather keep sending their neighbors' kids to die over nothing than admit they've
been lied to and liked it. My friend Jenny told me a story this week about
the son of some friends of hers, a death-metal kid who once shaved off all
of his hair except for two circles on his forehead which he grew out and laquered
into curved horns but has now joined the Air Force. (He doesn't get to keep
the horns.) He's not voting this year because he doesn't believe there's any
difference between the two parties. "Except," Jenny pointed out,
with a little more exasperation than is characteristic of her, "that
now you have to go get killed in Iraq for no reason." If a majority of
Americans actually elects this moron I'm afraid it will mean that we really
are a nation of craven, docile, morally abhorrent scum who deserve whatever
happens to us, and I don't want to be around when it happens. I'm looking
into either Greece or Brazil. Greece is corrupt and inefficiant but they at
least believe in democracy, and in Brazil the women wear thongs.