So, Tim is not actually at Mardi gras, but in his heart I think he always is. Well, except when he is falling asleep at 1 in the morning after a day of drinking (that fucker can never stay awake when we drink late). I don’t know if any of you are aware this, but Tim actually had a boob job in the month of December. I remember him saying “I am tired of not having anything to do when I am lying about in the morning after I have masturbated; I think I will get some breasts so I have something to play with.” I told him I thought it was a good idea and he could get a lot of use out of a great pair; free drinks for one thing, better service if not cheaper when getting one of his pieces of shit cars fixed, also the alley work he does is surely to benefit. So here we are, Tim with tits; now only if we can get him to wear something pretty for a change. He use to look great in halter tops, a little sluttish sure, but with the D Cup he is sporting these days I am sure most guys will swear that’s a banana in their pants and not a happy to see such a great rack erection. And, let’s not forget the ladies, you’re not fooling anyone, with your naughty pillow fights and your peeing together, your all lesbians and here is where Tim stands to benefit. Now the women who date him will have the best of both worlds.
Well, that’s enough from me. I am glad I was able to break the news about Tim and I hope you are as happy for him as I am. And by the way, I don’t think you should worry about him getting anything chopped off, he just wanted more play things, so there is no chance he is ever going to give up his tallywacker.
Your pal as always and cheers,
P.S. if you would like to see a picture of Tim
in a halter top, just e-mail him, he has a scanner and I am sure he will oblige
P.S.S. don’t take no for answer.
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