Below is the latest The Pain -- When Will It End?
My friend Boyd (pictured on the
left here) and I came up with this idea while having one of our long late-night
long-distance conversations. It's not until about an hour, an hour and half
into these conversations that we always come up with some brilliant and demented
idea: our ribald version of The Cat in the Hat ("Here's something
special--I call it my dong! It's black and it's hairy, and unusually long!")
a modern Laurel & Hardy film called The Dognappers (in which our
heroes end up in blackface makeup and dog costumes on the Moon), The Alcoholic
Iron Man comic (Iron Man with the D.T.s: "Oh Jesus help me it's the
Hulk!"), ad infinitum. I don't quite remember how this one came about,
except that Boyd came up with his line and I came up with mine, and the picture
pretty much drew itself.
A disclaimer: my friend Boyd has never, to the best of my knowledge, had sexual
relations with anyone under the age of legal consent.