
August 20071 August 20007 As is often the case....the cartoon is hilarious and sadly true.....and the artist's statement is even more so. "we have all worn the diaper" Truer words have never been spoken! Hold it together, man! Also, to the admirable "screener and reader of emails"....i enjoyed last week's guest cartoon very much. Nice to see a little female perspective at the Kreider site. Hope your graphic novel is proceeding well. Cheers Eli Friedmann Fellow resident of NYC. Eli Friedmann: I too am satisfied to see Mr. Kreider making with something of productive of his pains. If all is well it is a symptom of recovery. But I always fear the breeches. I am happy of knowing that some of the readers appreciated my own effort. My graphic novel is filled in the pencils and requires only the constraint of inking. This takes time however and it is the best I withdraw my demanding functions in order to subject the work finished with my editor in time. Respect, C.-H. 1 August 2007 loved the quote so much.
2 August 2007 Please forward my gratitude to Mr Kreider for this week's cartoon and its comments, which were the most touching, heartfelt and true to life ones in a long time, not only in Mr Kreider's production, but among all the web comics I read. Thank you again.
2 August 2007 Dear Mr. Kreider, The consistency with which your artwork has moved me over the past several weeks is nothing short of astonishing. You undoubtedly have a spirit deeply connected to the essence of the human condition. When the H-Bombs start to fall, I firmly believe that you will survive, thrive, and in the Mel Gibson/Kurt Russell-esque aftermath, go on to become a White Poet-Warlord with the best of them - and our world will be much the better for it. I'll spare you the wordiness of my previous letters and simply say that your simple statement that "Often you just don't know whether you're the hero of a date movie or the villain on a Lifetime Network special until the restraining order arrives" contains a noble truth so compelling that it nearly moved me, quite literally, to tears. I, too, recently came to a corssroads of such a "profound romantic gesture." Everyone does, every day, I am convinced. Anyone who says they don't is lying through their teeth, or is living such a selfish, manipulative, denuded existence that I would barely venture to call them human beings, and even then in shape only. My story, whose details are trivial, ends with my uttering the words ÇSelon moi, tu es morte.È -- "You're dead to me." I'm sadly convinced that most of these stories end this way. --Mathieu Moyen
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2 August 2007 This week's essay is truly wonderful.
8 August 2007 Hey dude, Sorry ya got dumped. Nice comic though. Few things are funnier than a picture of a guy getting blown by Kermit the Frog, though I question your choice of assassination targets. I suppose the correct choice lands you in Gitmo, which, on the upside, might give you that Che Guevara t-shirt appeal. You ever consider dating that smokin' hot personal interness of yours? Warmest regards, T.S. McBride Fan of your work in Dallas, Texas
Soulless hell, indeed. Let us hope that Mr. Krieder genuinely has no idea just how right he is. Warmest regards, T.S. McBride
8 August 2007 Hello Ms. Hautpanz, Thought Mr. Kreider would like to see how Harry from "Harry and the Hendersons" and Jeezus appear to have been born twins.
9 August 20007 Subject heading: "If I See That Fucking Frog One More Time" Seriously did that cockmongler Kreider really draw both angles of the same dick sucking frog scene in both cartoons? If so, thats skills. Otherwise it shitty photoshoop [sic]. And whats with that shit anyways? A fucking frog puppet sucking his crank while he's crying? And his last couple "how to win her back" and the now she will love me nuke thing? Has he turned into a whiny emo bitch? Tell him to get back to his murdering republican fantasy cartoons or at least draw some fucking waminals and get over it. He/She/It wasnÕt worth it, and he can find someplace else warm, preferably moist, to stick his withering cock. Yours Truly Anonymous the Internet Hate Machine
Mr. Kreider's Reply:
10 August 2007 Firstly, I wish to extend my sincerest hopes that Mr. Kreider's condition is improving or does so shortly. Secondly, I am truly inspired, although also saddened, by his most recent series of heartbreaking cartoons. Even though I tend to gravitate towards fart jokes after a lady hurts my feelings, I wish I could turn out work of this caliber instead. Really. They'll deny it, but all cartoonist exes read our cartoons long after they give us the boot. Lastly, None of it matters. Hurt feelings are something you just have to bottle up until they can be unleashed in an inappropriate drunken rage. Preferably towards an elderly person. --Brian McFadden www.bigfatwhale.com
13 August 2007 Mr. Kreider, As I have written to you before, I am a great fan of your cartoons and writing. Your humor speaks to me in ways that few others can reproduce. From keeping up with your internÕs updates, I am pleased to find out that you are in Maine. I would very much like to buy you a drink if you come through Portland. You may reach me at either of the phone numbers below. If not, I completely understand, but please take a moment to review the link below for a refreshing view of the work we are doing in Maine. Regards, James Devine
13 August 2007 Dear 'Ms. Czochula-Hautpþnz,' I had the pleasure of corresponding with Mr Kreider in May of last year, though I've changed my e-mail address since then. At the time, he expressed a willingness to meet me if I ever visited New York city while he was in residence. I believe that his assent centered on my offer of enthusiastic fellatio. I understand that he is experiencing great melancholy at this time, and that he may not be interested in oral sex from anyone but Kermit the Frog. Even so, I am going to be in New York on August 30th and 31st, and would enjoy a chance to meet him if he is still interested. Perhaps I could find some way of cheering him up a bit. Yours sincerely, Martine
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